While it is possible to contact Seth via the mediums of prayer, astral projection, and/or prolonged bouts of dive-bar drunkenness, these methods are not at all preferred, and the management makes no warranties regarding the success of such attempts. To that end, please use one of the methods recommended below.

EMAIL...

Reach out the old-fashioned way by using our carefully encoded and horrifically cryptic address: ve gas wri ter (at g ma il (dot com

PHONE...

Please leave your name and number after mind-erasure; I assure you, it's an entirely painless process: 702.682.2951

SNAIL MAIL...

Secrecy essential to success, the management regrets that the actual, physical location of our nefarious operations must remain undisclosed (due to security purposes, protocol, and - most of all - for your own personal safety) for the foreseeable future. We regret any inconvenience that this may cause.

HOWEVER(!)...

For those rendered hopelessly crippled in this, our frightening modern age, by a fetishistic imperative to employ the services of the postal system, there is a reasonable chance that communiques sent to the following address will not escape our attention:

Seth "Fingers" Flynn Barkan

c/o Smashley Axelrod

Brewske's Bar And Grill

3645 S. Durango Drive

Las Vegas, NV 89147

ALTERNATIVELY...

You can attempt to contact him via his Youtube page (although it is not recommended), or - for the truly depraved and adventurous - it is hypothetically possible to persuade him to add you to his Facebook page (which he loathes).

AND... of course...

You are more than welcome to follow his insane exploits, rantings, and totally-insignificant moments of interstitial anger, angst, and disappointment via the utterly useless medium that is TWITTER.
NOTE:... there is no link to the unparalleled glory that is Seth's Twitter feed? That is because this method of contact has been reserved exclusively for deranged stalkers (and other unfortunates born without the intellect to follow Mr. Barkan's movements in any efficacious manner). He is (however regrettably) easy to find on twitter. Good luck, and may God have mercy on your soul.

-Ivor Molina